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10. Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus)
You gotta have her on the list. However, after watching her for so
many years, she becomes almost too familiar, like family, which is why she is no higher than #10.
9. Winona (Kimberly Norris)
She may be an Indian Giver, but she is still one of the more attractive girlfriends Jerry scored on the show.I personally would love a cigar store Indian statue.
8. Donna Chang (Angela Dohrmann)
Everyone seeks her advice when they think she's one of those wise, foreign ladies with fortune cookie like advice. Well, she's not Chinese, but not too hard on the eyes either.7. Claire (Sarah Peterson)
Helloooooooooooo! La la la.
She was quite the looker, talking navel and all, up until Kramer solved the world's energy problems by pushing a giant ball of oil out a window and on to Jerry's former girlfriend.
6. Nikki (Danette Tays)
She got whatever she wanted based on her looks. How could I not put her on the top ten list?
5. Melissa (Kathleen McClellan)
She was attractive, she was a nudist, and she opened Jerry's eyes to the differences between 'good' naked and 'bad' naked.
4. Patty (Lori Loughlin)
She started off as Becky in Full House but upgraded to Jerry's gf just a couple of years later as Patty.
As beautiful as she is, her downfall was wanting Jerry to show emotion. Once he opened those gates he couldn't stop.
3. Ellen (Christine Taylor)
She was a loser.
But at least she was a hot loser!
PS - Don't get mixed up with the Van Buren Boys.
("That's not the sign."
"It was when I was bangin!")
2. Jenna (Kristin Davis)
Fortunately for Seinfeld fans, I think Kristin Davis peaked during the mid-late 90's.
If only Jerry wasn't so hung up on germs.
He got over the toothbrush incident, but the toilet explosion was a deal breaker.
1. Sidra (Teri Hatcher)
My top pick probably does not come as a huge surprise to many of the Seinfeld faithful.
Hatcher was definitely at her top hotness during the Seinfeld era.
Jerry's loss is Jackie's gain.
"They're real, and they're spectacular."
